Jeez, for one minute I thought you said Adnam's apple there, Had conkers had that I'd have rapidly come to love him or her dearly. Actually, I possibly already do. Don't leave me, twatess!

OK, Bill Shankly, who sitteth on the right hand of the Father, rescued Liverpool and made them into the potential force for the future that they ultimately became. So I buy "demi-god", yeah? But "demi" means "half", innit. So to make a god we need another half, yeah (bit like you an' me)? So Bob Paisley, huh? The giant that became a greater giant having stood on the shoulders of a giant? The god of few words but of many trophies? Can we be quiet about Sheff Wed now, lest I resurrect talk of that mighty night in the 60s when Jimmy Mac and the great Burnley team slaughtered t'Owls in t'FA Cup? At which I was present innit?