That's a great perspective there, Clifton! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

We had a few bites, just a light snack,
when I heard a loud bangin like thunder crack,
and the shifty 'ol devils they took the meat back,
here in the Zoological gardens.

And here's your Silver B.L.O.B., mousethief, for:

It's a lifetime losing karma points that drove me to the park
Now I'm gonna take a gamble at the zoo
I'll jump into the lion's cage and give them alms and legs
And the animals will love it if I do

And I loved your wee bit of verse, too, Sinsull, so here's a bit of a B.L.O.B. for you!

-- Áine