Little boy sits at the foot of the stairs
Clutched in his hand a bunch of white hairs
Oh dear just fancy that
Christopher Robin's castrated the cat

Little boy kneels at the foot of the bed
Lily white hands caressing his head
Oh dear couldn't be worse
Christopher Robin is shagging his nurse

Little boy sits on the lavatory pan
Pulling and tugging his little old man
Plip- Plop - into the tank
Christopher Robin is having a wank