I think we are about two posts away from society's problems being the fault of "liberals"

Yeah, woolly-minded, Guardian-reading, pinko, beardie-weirdie, CAMRA-supporting, sandal-wearing, guilt-ridden liberal apologists...

Shit. I fit every single one of those criteria. But socks with sandals is a bridge too far. In fact, I've banned it from the new religion as of immediatement. Gotta toughen ourselves up. Where's me pipe and slippers...