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Thread #28642   Message #357841
Posted By: mousethief
15-Dec-00 - 02:36 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 46
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 46
The Lions' Picnic
(to the tune of the Teddy Bears' Picnic)

If you go down to the zoo today, your stomach had better be strong
If you go down to the zoo today, you probably won't stay long
Because some guy was trying to fix his karma by giving alms
He jumped into the lion's cage and the lions all had a picnic

Picnic time for Felis Rex,
The lovely lions there are having a lo-ve-ly time today
See the tourists crane their necks
To see them eat the man from old Bombay
See them gaily munch and crunch
They hope he'll stay for lunch
They've never had meat like this
But six o'clock the zookeepers came and hauled the man away
And now the li-ons are ve-ry pissed.

©2000 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. And all that stuff.


I'm warming up to this topic.

PS in USA "pissed" means "angry" not "drunk"