Ha! Windsor wouldn't even exist if it weren't Detroit's suburb.
And 2 wrongs don't make a right. Victoria, BC dumps RAW sewage into the Strait of Juan de Fuca, which drifts down and causes shellfish poisoning in Puget Sound. We may have acres of clams, but you're licking a Canadian's ass if you eat one.
Yeah, just buy your cows from England instead of from us. Don't blame us if you all die of BSV though.
Too bad we didn't have Patton in 1812.