We once heard on a radio show, possibly Bob Sherman's,(then on WQXR, currently on WFUV, New York,) maybe as long as 45 to 50 years ago, a very funny song, about a Scottish Jew from Aberdeen who came to the U.S. and married an American Indian princess, and they were going to live on the reservation, "But, oy vey, where are we going to find a Chinese restaurant?"
Does anyone happen to know it, who wrote and recorded it?
(I think it was played from a record, though it's possible I suppose that it was a recording of a live event, which would make it less likely to be known.)
(I did search Google and Mudcat before posting here.)