"I know which one is Graham Chapman.."

Perhaps Don Firth is onto something when he questioned your own sexuality? Well tuned gaydar you have there. Just be careful, hypocritical gay people who would persecute others whilst keeping quiet about what gets them through the night tend to find Peter Tatchell and a news crew camped outside their door.

Or at least, those worth bothering with do.

Hey luvver!   Good advice. Snag is, someone from the sink estate across town has put their child in our crèche and he is telling the other children that they should round up the sensitive children and assault them, then put them on a register. We can't let people be what they choose to be whilst his sort are allowed in the crèche I'm afraid.