The Idaho Legion has been defending Earth from the sinister machinations and intentions of unknown space aliens for quite some time now (as seen in this photo of the Legion defending against a recent vicious attack).

But the Legion needs support, preferably monetary, so that it can buy the tools needed (you don't just go down to the local market and pick up yttrium-gallium-fluoride laser crystals). So please, for the sake of our Earth, give all that you can. I'll be happy to act as middleman for this.