Luv you too honeybuns! XxX

I gave the worm a double lack of knowledge and submitted it by accident, I meant to add "anybody's knowledge."

There are a few scientists on this thread, with or without crayon syndrome, and Iused to research a bit myself when gagging for a doctorate. Let's take a straw poll..

Can any of the scientists here remember asking men to watch gay porn and seeing if they get a pan handle? I can't recall doing it to be fair, but I did once buy a dildo as part of an experiment, (my thesis was on mechanical vibration and the industrial pokers were a bit too fierce for a bench top wave pool....)

Sorry worm. None of the scientists recall doing that experiment. You must be dreaming, or been watching Clockwork Orange. Or peddling filth, I forget.

And now... By special request, I shall sing a Tom Paxton song just for my mate Keith.

Ahem...


What did you learn in school today, sweet little Keith of mine?
What did you learn in school today, sweet little Keith of mine.

(I bet you thought I was going to sing

I read it in the daily news!

But I didn't."



Here Steve, don't try growling at the badger whilst the worm's experiment is in full swing. Badgers have big noses but not that big....