I vote with my right arm, although my left arm holds the ballot sheet.

You have wings mate? Perhaps you should be the only messiah, I have nothing like that to be co with.

Except an advanced sense when it comes to football of course. Oh, and playing guitar, banjo and fiddle I suppose I no longer need toys I stick in my mouth..

Hey! This shouting abuse at decent people who don't deserve it isn't much fun at all. The worm must get around to explaining why it's fun cos be buggered if I can see the fun. My co Messiah is a decent bloke and all that.

Although my new lover no longer flirts with him. Can't work out whether that's good or bad?

The first part would get bad if Mrs Musket got a whiff of my excitement.

And what's more, I don't have to watch any of the worm's videos to prove it!

Perhaps Keith, who loves trying, unsuccessfully to be fair, to prove the worm's claims can find evidence of scientists showing gay porn and measuring erections, let alone concluding that decent people are repulsed by it.

Well Keith? Another opportunity to make me look a cunt and then complain when you fail?

(Just thinking aloud. Many people are repulsed by any porn, so perhaps sex is wrong after all? Oh Cock.....)