Gosh whiz, the temperature here has gone all the way plumb up to 1F (or -17.22 C., if you prefer). The wind chill is -12 F, or -24.44 C.

Cold? You couldn't HANDLE cold! Why, the sun shone for 45 seconds the other day and both Hill and Mountain Home Air Force Bases were swamped by calls reporting a "brightly glowing flying saucer."

Speaking of which, here's a photo of a recent attack made by space aliens against the once-thriving town of Muldoon, Idaho. Only that wall still stands, and framed in the empty window you can see the aliens making their escape in their interstellar battleship. Earth is under attack, and only the Idaho Legion stands between total conquest of our lovely Blue Planet! Please let me know how much USD you will contribute to the Legion's efforts...and then follow through on it.