Gimme, gimme, never gets;
Don't you know your manners yet.

Liar, liar, pants on fire;
[So-and-so] (mumble, mumble) the telephone wire.

[So-and-so], [So-and-so], how disgraceful,
Get your elbows off the table!
This is not a horse's stable,
But a first-class dining table.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G, etc.