Thanks Dick. Glad you took it in the right spirit.

There was an old fellow named Miles
who was stalked on the 'cat by a Charles
he asked to desist
With his pen not his fist
and the world filled with love and smiles

there was a old bugger named Dick
who's accent was curiously thick
He sang from his gob
in Ballydehob
Then got drunk and fell in a ditch