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Thread #28702   Message #358252
Posted By: InOBU
16-Dec-00 - 11:07 AM
Thread Name: The war betwn the US & Canada
Subject: The war betwn the US & Canada
A recent thread has reaised an interesting question, Should the US and Canada go to war against each other, and if so, why?
Well... In my opinion, contrary to that I expressed in the post - where would I go to evade the draft, I now remember, looking in the mirror at my grey hair, it is unlikely I would be drafted, and so, for the first time in my life, war looks like a good option! So, I would say, send in the marines, because...
1. We may loose, as Canada is not Grenada... and then we'd get a working health care system...
2. We could all say "eh..." eh?
3. Canadaian comidians would not have to leave Canada to come to the US and get jobs... They could come to Chicago and stay in Canada.
Now, when I was in law school, a professor there said that he worked with a group from the Canadian Maritime provences who where looking into American Statehood if Quebec quit the nation... The last good reason to fight a war with Canada would be to settle the issue of the Canadian Maritime Provences,... They would extend down to Florida...
Hawkishly knashing my teath at you Molson drinking, Moose eaters up north - our future masters