The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #78386 Message #3583028
Posted By: GUEST,Eliza
09-Dec-13 - 05:32 PM
Thread Name: Your Xmas Parodies
Subject: RE: Your Xmas Parodies
Jingle bells, Rudolf smells,
All the elves are gay.
Santa Claus
Ripped his drawers,
Then he ran away.
(taught to me by my 6 yr old Glasgow pupils)