Hey there Uncle Jaque, I know JUST what ya mean. Here's a few tips for ya.

If you're driving, keep your window open. That way, as soon as you hear the melifluous voice of Rush Limbaugh comin' from somebody's radio....well you MUST be in a bad part of town, so hitail it outta there fast!

Look for those Bush/Chaney bumper stickers as well. If ya see one, chances are the drivers' packin' heat. If he thinks you're one of them pro-choicers...well you just might end up with a Gold Charleton Heston bullet right through your pinko forehead.

Best way to stay safe though, is to memorize important life-saving philosophy...so repeat after me, "mega-dittos El Rushbo". You will forever be protected from having a conscience.

Rick (gunless in Toronto)