This thread sucked the first time around. And here we are rehashing it on account of some drunks "fool-proof" method of how this time's gonna be different and a newfangled way for an alcoholic to drink like a gentleman.
Don't drink before you drive and you will almost invariably beat the breathalizer.
Would we be having this conversation if it was about trying to get away with randomly killing people some other way?

BS: How to escape from a Post Office after shooting your co-workers?

rant off

Rich