Mr. Red, you said something about the band called "Steal Outspan".

Did you actually mean Steel Ice Band? It's a famous Scottish group, or so I understand.

Georgiansilver, thank you for the directions. Be sure to tell the committee to put up 2 or 3 of those signs which point to several other villages but never reveal where the reader (and the sign itself) are at the present time.

Of course, Blitherscrum won't be on the signs, since it isn't a village, it's a state of mind.