Hello Sailor!

First blue whales then dogs. Reckons he's ruddy Attenborough now. Mind you, he still seems to be searching for that elusive athiest. Buggered if I can help him there.

I was under the impression, and I stand to be corrected, that the term "contemplating the navel" meant questioning the God idea. On the basis of if we are in his image, does he have a belly button? No. Sorry Jerk. Using the bible for inspiration doesn't exactly get off to a flying start. You see, the problem is, the first line is bollocks for starters and I'm afraid it goes downhill after that.

The first line of Lord of the Rings is far more jolly and doesn't stretch the imagination till later when you get a bloke who is good at conjuring tricks and comes back from the dead.   



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