HUrrah for Mom, Hurrah for Rapp
HUrrah for fifty thousand posts of pap!
Hurrah for Gnu, the Almost CHosen
Whose gonads seem to've gotten frozen!
Hurrah for Stilly, Queen of Nexus
Who orders insights big as Texas
Hurrah for missing Hawk the Smallen
Who by the wayside now has fallen.
My their lives be rich, their wives be thrifty
And their posts arrive at thousands fifty.

Gottfried Wanderlust, Third Duckling of Lichtenstamps
Carved by pen-knife in a restroom wall on the occasion of his graduating from his baccalaureate program in the late summer of 1853, at Heidelberg