Glad it's arrived safely. I was starting to wonder - but my swallow wrangler did tell the elf that the swallows would take about a week.

Mind you, I will need to have a word with those swallows. They were supposed to deliver the interesting box themselves, not subcontract it to Royal Male. Wonder which it was - Harry, William... Philip?!

Not long to go now. Hope when you open it, you like the contents.

Merry Christmas!