The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3585533
Posted By: gnu
19-Dec-13 - 06:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Apparently, 0:00:00h does not exist in Max's universe.
In my universe, it's Happy Winter Solstice on Saturday at 13:11h. I usually dance naked around my backyard maple tree in celebration but, seeing as to how I would have to shovel a shitload of snow, I may have to forego it this year as I have just today slipped twice on ice and slush and angered BOTH Satanic nerves. Hurts like hell! Besides, the neighbours are Baptists and they frown on such pagan rites. And, so does little gnu... but he's just prejudicial about the cold and withdrwaws into himself.