I `ad that Al Gore in my cab the other day. `e was all done up in a Mae West and sou`wester `at. `e `ad quite a struggle to get `imself in the back.
I said, "Morning Al. What`s all this get up then? You been booked to do a pantomime or something? It`s the right season for it."
`e said, "Nah Jim. I`m getting ready for the deluge, mate. The Polar ice cap `as officially gone tits up and I`m not gonna get caught with me trousers down when the flood comes."
I said, "No. You`re more likely to get taken away when the yellow van arrives!!"

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