Unfortunately, instead we are being entertained by the 13thPrecinct Patrolman's Chorale singing "Police Navidad", "Arrest Ye Merry Gentlemen" "Copper Bells" "Go Tell It To The Mounties" and all their other hits with their usual attempt at conviction to what they hope is a captive audience ......

The Squid is busy lining up a dozen or so instruments to play simultaneously with his ten ticklers as the next act. In the rafters, The Five Blind Bats From Alabama practice their harmonies or search for their sunglasses.....