Hail the Conklin Hero! As a veteran of many horse-spittle stays, including one that saw Christmas Eve turn to Christmas Day flat on my back in a Medivac chopper, my Yule-tied thoughts are with you. I know you're strong enough to withstand most anything fate throws at you and you had the good sense to put yourself in care in a timely manner, so enjoy the green Jello and rest easy, 'cause there's a lot of us here that have your back until you're back. Don't break too many nurses' hearts when your arm goes ting-a-ling to call them for assistance. Get out of there in one big healthy chunk, and who knows, maybe there's a song in this!

Think Positive-Test Negative,
Severn