And the bodhranistas are trying manfully and even womanfully to play Little Drummer Boy but as they have forgotten THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG NOTES, they have done the chiropodist's thing of bucking up your feet again. And as for the Virgin Mary and her baby boy, he's got the hiccups with all that syncopation. The banjo players are duelling and the accordions are doing IECs - incredibly esoteric chords unknown to onybuddy 'cept themselves, And the Brits are all falling doon laughing at "Oh yes I am" v "Oh no you're not" and who even DARE "look beHIND YOOOOOO!"? While the wassailers are all drinking up de zyder, and the Buckie-heids are legless as usual.