It must have happened mate. I read it in The Week!

Mrs Musket got me a copy of Wipers Times. (Stocking filler. I had accidentally noticed it and she said it was for her Uncle. So glad it's mine, I was feeling rather jealous.

Best not let Keith read the forward and introduction. He is so enjoying being clever, I'd hate to piss on his chips.

Merry Xmas to everybody! Especially the few who are only here today because their granddads survived the carnage.

By the way. According to the late Tony Capstick, their full back was a big dirty bastard and their winger was a little Austrian Corporal with a moustache who picked up the ball on the spike of his helmet and ran off with it.