What the f..?

What in the name of all that is Yardbirds has bell ringing to do with it? Unless the worm has it as a euphemism? I've never rung a bell in my life. Come to think of it, I must have missed something if another Mudcat member has spoken of it? Mrs Musket made her annual trip to the tower the worm mentions this last summer but there again, it is her hobby. As she used to live in Edinburgh, the few Scottish towers there are get some hammer as it were when we are up there. I'll be in the pub nearby.

Who is talking about that hobby worm? Especially in this context?

I like Blandiver's turn of phrase. It sums up the disgust many feel.

Any other hobbies you know a bit about worm? Book binding? Stamp collecting? Putting a white hood on? Like bell ringing, I can't discuss the ins and outs with you, but I'm sure there are those that can. If you wish to take up bell ringing though, beware. You might come across some gay people and that would never do. Come to think about it, at least three other bell ringers would have to look in your direction all the time, and that would never do either.