Full version with tune in the DT.

Vary is as you like. A current popular variation is:
One red one...one white one....
And one with a little light on....
Toooo Shooooow uuuuuuuus theeeeeee waaaaaay (barber shop harmony on last by all.)


MAYOR OF BAYSWATER'S DAUGHTER

The Mayor of Bayswater, [1]
He has a lovely daughter,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-doe,
Hang down to her knees.

Leader: And the hairs,
Pack: And the hairs,
Leader: And the hairs,
Pack: And the hairs,
Leader: And the hairs,
Pack: On her dicky-di-doe,
Hang down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And the hairs on her dicky-di-doe,
Hang down to her knees.


Sincerely,
Gargoyle

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