I used in fact to do the village pantomime ~~ Haddenham, Cambs is noted around this part of the Fens for its home-made pantomimes: Norma Major came once when Sir John was MP for nearby Huntingdon. I was once a Dr Who, and once a Merry Man in Robin Hood who got shot in the bottom with an arrow. But you will be disappointed to learn that I was never a Fairy Godmother; when we did Cinderella, I was an Ugly Sister ~~ sorry! And I've got too old to do it any more, alas. So I have no wands to wave.

HNY right back 2U, James.

What, you might well ask, has this to do the thread? Well, Jim started off about magic wands & pantomimes. Anyway, just where did those shepherds wash their socks then, at that?