The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3588131
Posted By: gnu
01-Jan-14 - 11:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, almost all the Kissmeass decorations are boxed and half of the boxes are in the basement. I saved the meese for last... three plush toy meese carolling, demanding actually, that I bring them sitcky pudding. Their atlers move from side to side when they sing their parts. Now, iffin ya know anything about meese, ya know that when a bull "rocks antlers" and stares atchya, yer in deep shit if yer on open ground and ya gotta be reeeal careful about how ya calm him down. If clapping and talking don't work, ya turn sideways ta him and walk slow while ya keep looking back at him. If he runs at ya, ya throw yer roasry at him, shit yerself and zig-zag RUN!!! hoping the smell will put him off.
With the carolling meese, it's different. Ya just take out the batteries.