Boy, that was one killer of a New Year's celebration. Took me all yesterday to recover. Renata is proud of me for not firin' off the tommygun at midnight like I usually do, and for keepin' the drinkin' down to a reasonable level...meanin' no pink elephants this time. So, last year was pretty damn good, and I expect next year will be even better. Ook! Ook! I got big plans for my unstoppable race to the White House once Obamba stumbles off into retirement. Just 2 more years till the White House becomes the Chimp House. I can't wait to see what kinda ludicrous bozo the Repubs pick to run against me in 2016. I am bettin' the Democrats will run my old pal Hillary next time, but I don't think she can beat me, no sir. Yessiree, things are lookin' brighter every day. And I see that we're gettin' nearer to the 50k too.

- Chongo