I know ya missed me. I could feel yer pain, what with me not bein' around here for awhile, so I took pity on you bozos and I came back. Now you got another chance to sup at the flowin' spring of my wisdom and wit. You are some lucky buncha humans. I would not do this for just anyone. I would not, f'rinstance...do it for Woody Allen. Or Adam Sandler.

- Chongo