Watchin' any movie with Adam Sandler in it is a painful process...sorta like havin' a tooth pulled slowwwwly with a vice grip or bein' sucked down a storm drain by a giant leech. I know apes and monkeys who love his movies, but you can't account for tastes, can you? I won't watch one unless I get paid first, and well paid. And then I watch it with earplugs in and a sleep mask over my eyes.

- Chongo