In the sleepy small town where my dear Mum lived long ago, there also lived a puckish young man, Mugre,who was known for his practical jokes. One fine evening, he took his girlfriend to the cinema. Arriving there, however,he was dismayed to see a number of persons crowded in front of the small window where tickets were sold. Unwilling to waste time in the crowd of persons trying to reach the window, he resourcefully decided to break up the crowd by the simplest, as he thought, of methods. He asked his girlfriend to stand on the sidelines and confidently made his way into the crowd. Then he farted with all his might!Unfortunately, however,the use of force proved excessive. What was meant to be no more than a fart,turned out to be a bowel movement. Instead of making his move to the ticket window, Mugre had to bolt to the sea, which (luckily) was only a few blocks away.