Charmion... no. There are at least six apologies I am owed but the worst was what happened when Beer was here for a visit00. Beer saw me go chipmunk with a parotid stone. I explained to doc that I pushed the stone forward about two inches from under the ear to mid cheek until it got stuck in the duct. "No." "That's what happened." "No." and he shook his head. I told my story again and he became agitated and said it was impossible. Six weeks later, MRI. One week later, he says, "Come into the other room. I have something to show you... look, it's a stone." I said, backhanding him on the shoulder, "THAT'S what I fucking told you!" Talk about a nurse make tracks! What an arrogant fuck.

Sorry for the thread drift. Back to the regular shit eh?