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Thread #59418   Message #3589295
Posted By: Rapparee
05-Jan-14 - 08:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"Chongo" was also Chinga's twin sister, Chonga, until s/he talked a missionary doctor into doing a gender-bender operation. When it was over s/he forced his/her sister and mother into a Life Of Shame to pay for it. Their mother died, Chinga developed her natural intelligence and talents into the success she has become.

Her sibling stowed away on a banana boat, sneaking into the US in Elizabeth, NJ and eventually setting him/herself up as a "private eye" in Chicago. No license, no real office, no ambition except to shoot firearms at random, nothing, not even the ability to rotate around the carpometacarpal joint and thus enjoin a truly opposable thumb, something even certain opossums enjoy on their hind feet.

Amos, I think you were far too kind in the truths you wrote.