The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3589604
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Jan-14 - 08:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Mom MOAB,
I forgot to mention that I might not be checking in on Wednesday, or if I do it will be late in the day. And it might not be very coherent.
You see, I'm having some more oral surgery done and I will be receiving anesthesia by IV and you know that always makes me sleepy. This time they are going to put in the "plugs" for the last of the implants. Yes, the bone graft worked very well and I thank the person whose cadaver supplied the (sterile, freeze-dried) bone for the lattice work.
But they are also going to do something more. It appears that I have a very, very chronic infection of the my right sinus. The good doctor (dental surgeon -- MD and a DDM) is going to drain that nasty ol' sinus, wash it out, and put a cork in any hole he makes.
It should be obvious to everyone except Amos that this will improve my already-dulcet singing voice to the utterly angelic, a voice suitable to cause ecstasy in all who listen. I am thinking of opening a used lingerie store to recycle the "intimate garments" I expect that women with fling at me.
Your fave rave son,
R