Hi Goofus.

I'm glad you asked the worm to follow you, because I got lost at the first junction.

You do seem to know a lot about people. How much do you charge for a session? On your couch? I can bring my own pocket watch if you wish, I have a small collection that I swallow from time to time. It helps pass the time away.

Don't lecture me on materialism. I have ultimate faith in Sheffield Wednesday.....

I also have a degree of faith in human nature. It isn't irrational to dismiss the fairies at the bottom of the garden though. The worm too dismisses fairies, but with sinister intent.