I spent my youth trying to find love. Never occurred to me to look in churches for it , although apparently I might have found sex after a fashion.

By the way Goofus. I said I had a degree of faith in human nature. You altered it to a degree in faith in human nature. Naughty ......

Eyup lover!! If men playing with each other's bollocks is sexy talk on my part, wait till I regale you with an account of the moves leading up to Sheridan's goal in the 1991 League Cup Final.

Worm. Want to find faith? Really? Lose the bigotry and hate. Could be a good start. Although when picking a cult within a faith, you may have the opportunity to find it again.

Jack. I reckon pete is the real deal. By saying he is pulling our chains is about as insulting to him as you reckon I am to you. Trust me on that one.