I `ad that John Spiers in my cab the other Day. `parently, `ed just done a booking and the collection on the door didn`t cover `is fee. `e looked just like `ed got an `ole in `is bellows.
`e said, "`ere Jim. You and your band `ave done all the clubs over the years. `ow does one make money in folk music?"
I said, "Well Squeezy, my bruvver `as no problem."
`e said, "Go on then!"
I said , "`es got this little shop, see, flogging instruments, anything that makes a racket. Bearing in mind what is marketted as "Folk Music" nowadays `e stuck up a notice saying "Folk Instuments". The kids are all over `im like a rash. Lovely little earner!!"

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