CONSTANCE FRY
Tune: Aura Lee/Love me tender (or very similar)

   Zeta Chi, Zeta Chi, Zeta Chi my friend;
   'neath the elms we sing our tones –
   We're brothers to the end.

We like Sigma kappa girls
They're our number ones.
Bobby sox and lovely curls,
And such lovely 'buns'.

   Lovely buns, lovely buns, Held so firm and high.
   If you're thinking doughy buns,
   You're not Zeta chi.

Some want their girls full of zest,
Some like breasts and thighs.
I like rounded curves the best,
Just like Constance Fry's.

   Constance Fry, Constance Fry, Full of Rubens' charms.
   Smile to cheer me, softly sigh,
   Take me in your arms.

Muffy in the bathroom stall,
Margaret by the lake.
Susan down in Whitley Hall,
Constance on the make.

   Constance Fry, Constance Fry, anytime you call.
   Constance would fulfil, your needs –
   Winter, Spring or Fall.

X: 1
T: Constance Fry
M: 4/4
L: 1/4
C: Traditional
Z: NP 08/01/2014
K: G
DGFG| AEA2| GFEF | G4 | DGFG| AEA2| GFEF| G4 | B>BB2| B>BB2| BAGA| B4 | BBcB| AEA2 | GFB>A | G4||
w: Muff-y in the bath-room stall, Mar-g'ret by the lake. Su-san down in Whit-ley Hall, Con-stance on the make. Con-stance Fry, Con-stance Fry, an-y-time you call. Con-stance would ful-fil, your needs Win-ter, Spring or Fall.

This song appears as a snippet (first four & last seven lines) in the film "Trading Places" in the Tennis Club scene. I thought it might benefit from a fuller treatment.
NP