"Just name one."
You cannot be serious - so you can tell us that you have not really been claiming what you have been claiming over what feels like the last century.
You appear to be attempting to rescue a modicum of credibility from what has been your most disastrous debacles to date.
If you haven't got the good grace to bow out with a degree of dignity, please go and annoy somebody else, or pull the cat's tale, or whatever fractious children do to amuse themselves nowadays.
Piss off, I'm really too busy to play with you this afternoon - tomorrow maybe!
Jim Carroll