The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36608 Message #3590755
Posted By: Don Firth
10-Jan-14 - 04:27 PM
Thread Name: What's the weather like where you are?
Subject: RE: What's the weather like where you are?
Bear cub comes romping up to his mother and says, "Mommy, what kind of bear am I?"
"Why, you're a polar bear, honey," sez his mother.
The cub wanders off, looking thoughtful.
After a bit, comes back and asks, "Mommy, what kind of bear did you say I was?"
Again, she say's "Well, you're a polar bear."
Again, the cub shambles off, looking thoughtful.
Then he comes back and asks once more, "What kind of bear did you say I am, Mommy?"
"You're a polar bear, honey. Why do you keep asking?"
"B-b-b-because I'm f-f-f-freezing my b-butt off!!"