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Thread #28604   Message #359106
Posted By: Skeptic
18-Dec-00 - 12:43 PM
Thread Name: Worst thread on mudcat?
Subject: RE: Worst thread on mudcat?
Q: How many Florida voters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. In a split decision, the United States Supreme Court has directed that all counting of the number of persons involved in such activity be halted at once. At issue were the lack of standards to strictly define what constituted help, as well as a minority opinion as to the problems of identifying who was a valid voter. The point was ruled as moot as the bulb had already been screwed. Repeatedly.

Regards John