He'd still have a second best scorecard. I do holes in one every green.

Mind you , never played golf in my life. I'd hate to spoil a good walk. And the jumpers!

You see, down here in BS, it is how Richard Thompson envisaged it.

You can be a gambler who never played a hand
You can be a sailor who never left dry land
You can be Lord Jesus, all the world will understand
Down where the drunkards roll.