Te following story reminds me of a lot of elected officials..

A mother once asked her husband what their son would be when he grew up.
He said "I don't know but I would like him to be a banker".
The mother preferred him to be a priest,
The Grandmother did'nt care so long as he was happy in his work.
The grandfather swore he would be a drunkard.
So they decided to experiment.
They placed a $20.00 bill, A bible and a bottle of whiskey on the table, Then they hid to observe the boy when he came home from school. The boy entered the house and saw the articles on the table. Looking around he saw he was alone , so he.
1 - Put the money in his pocket,
2 - put the bible under his arm,
3 - Put the whiskey in his other pocket and went to his room.
The grandmother exclaimed " Oh my God, He is going to be a politician" ?