Rapparree dwells in the north
ANd lives on grass and venison
It pleases him to make up posts
Ripped off from Alfred Tennyson!
Although he is a jolly fellow
(Some say, who live in Pocatello)
HE better serve his wits vestigial
By writing something more original!

Elder Crankee Panz III
Nickel-plated Dimes
from "The Paleolithic Reader's Book of Olde Poemes"
Haughty and Miffed, New York, 1941