Isnt' there supposed to be someone named Pest or Dess or something on that mythical football team, the Patriots? Wasn't this person recently arrested or injured or walked out in a fit of pique or something?

See, that's why the Cubs are gonna win the Ryder Cup this year -- all them other teams, like the Patriots and the Browns and the Flames and the White Sox are either full of injured crooks or are mythical at best. Take your Green Bay Packers...please.